L A T I O N S H I P   A P P L I C A T I O N 

Looking for a top-tier candidate to fill a high-demand role in my life—my next forever boo. The ideal applicant will be skilled in keeping up with my lifestyle, matching my energy, and providing consistency in the love game. If you’ve got the patience of a saint and the wit of a stand-up comedian, we’re already off to a good start. This position demands excellent communication skills—whether we're debating who has the aux on road trips or deciding what’s for dinner (spoiler: I’ll probably still choose). You’ll need to excel in random acts of affection, loyalty, spontaneous date nights, and knowing when to fall back while I grind.