Celsius Energy Drink Might’ve Been Spiked?! High Noon Just Got Caught Slippin’ (Recall Alert!)

So apparently, High Noon, the vodka seltzer brand everybody been rockin’ with poolside all summer, just voluntarily recalled thousands of cans ‘cause them joints might actually be Celsius energy drinks on the inside.

Yes, you heard me: Celsius. Like the pre-workout-type energy drink folks crush at the gym. All wrapped up in a vodka can.

Here’s the rundown:

High Noon’s "Vodka Seltzer Real Juice Variety Pack, 8-Pack" got flagged. The can says vodka, but what's really in there? Celsius “Sparkling Lemon Lime” energy drink. The recall hits packs with Lot 270, best by June 19, 2025. High Noon caught it early, thanks to “consumer complaints.”

(In Other Words: Somebody cracked one open tryna get lit and got caffeinated instead)

FDA already posted the recall, but High Noon claimin’ nobody got sick; yet. Still, this could’ve been dangerous: people on meds, heart conditions, or folks who just don’t do caffeine coulda got rocked.

“This product presents no risk of alcohol consumption to persons with an allergy or sensitivity to alcohol,”— High Noon statement.

…but it does put caffeine in people who ain’t ask for it. Wild.

Celsius, for their part, say it wasn’t them — it’s a packaging mess at the production level.

High Noon says return them cans to wherever you copped ‘em from, and they’ll refund you.

Why this matters, tho:

At a time where people trust brand collabs, co-packers, and contract canning, this shows how one mix-up coulda been tragic. Imagine givin’ your kid a “vodka” can thinkin’ it’s juice, but it’s actually an energy drink — or the other way around.

Anyway, fam: if you got High Noon cans in the fridge, check that lot number ASAP:Lot 270 / Best by June 19, 2025.

Play it safe, spread the word.

And yo... shoutout to the FDA website, Consumer Reports, ABC & NYT for the receipts.